Hi i'm Kat and i'm 18 and Henry is my sunshine the end.
neyruto: i found him

neyruto:

i found him

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godh8sfags:

so much porn

so little sperm left

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imthedad:

when i think about my life i think about a pinball straight down the middle, flippers flipping helplessly

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myratter:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer (tumblr embedded.)

why am I crying…. 

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Person: Your music taste is shit.
Me: Shhh do you hear that?
Person: Hear what?
Me: It's the winds of me not giving a fuck
Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*